lols for linguists

Sick and tired of people LOL-ing at you? Why not try out some of these subtler alternatives and thereby enrich your online communication skills...

CQ Chuckling Quietly
SUMB Sniggering Under My Breath
CLAW Cackling Like A WItch
SABUTSI Secretly Amused But Unwilling To Show It
EGGLAW Emitting Gigantic Guffaws Like A Walrus
SWI Shrugging With Indifference
AHAHAFEM Almost Having A Heart Attack From Excessive Mirth
BATCO Barely Able To Contain Oneself
GLAG Giggling Like A Girl
OVA Only Vaguely Amused
LEBIJIF Laughing Embarrassedly Because It Just Isn't Funny
FABANI Feigning Amusement But Actually Not Impressed
TUBJIFAS Totally Unamused But Joining In For Appearance's Sake
SLASTNEFF Still Laughing About Something That Nobody Else Found Funny
ASTOTTS Attention-Seeking Through Over The Top Screeches
ALCOMB Almost Losing Control Of My Bladder

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